- we know how the user thinks
 - we know how the sales people think
 - we know how the support people think
 - functionality that is written down is perfect
 - designs are fully understandable
 - designs are not ambiguous
 - a user will follow the manual strictly
 - a user will do no strange things with the software
 - a user will not make mistakes using the software
 - interfaces to others systems are always the same and standardized
 - there are no risks with introducing this product into the world
 - the program will never crash because we made it crash proof
 - the customer will believe us because we've got blue eyes
 - calculations are never wrong in computers
 - there is nothing that influences our software externally
 - memory is cheap and we can use as much as we want
 - storage is cheap and we can use as much as we want
 - there is no limit to storage
 - access rights for users don't change
 - graphics are completely reliable because calculations made are reliable
 - the user will understand our menu and will not be confused
 - a hacker will not try to harm the software
 - we will not be DOS attacked
 - user will not give their password to strangers for a bar of chocolate
 - up scaling the software after a period of use is just adding some resources
 - big amounts of data in the database will not cause problems
 - lots of users logging into the system will not cause problems
 - lots of users working in our software at the same time will not cause performance loss
 - everybody has a fiber connection to the internet
 - adobe flash works on all machines
 - the user will have plug-ins in their browsers for all kinds of stuff we put in our software
 - the software will run on any platform
 - changing the software is done in a jiffy
 - changing the software will not change functionality
 - adding functionality will not cause other functionality to fail
 - our FAQ is more than enough to help users with their problems they created
 - a developer is never tired and always on the edge of clear thinking
 - developers are super-humans and make no mistakes
 - embedded software will not react strange when hardware is dropped into water
 - embedded software is easily updated without clearing the complete device
 - planes can fly because the software is reliable
 - because of the agile approach it is bug free software
 - because we really thought a lot about it there is no way this will fail
 - communication within the development team is perfect
 - communication between development and the business is perfect
 - nobody will complain on great software
 - the business goals are perfectly implemented because we know those goals
 - nothing strange happens when electricity will fail
 - data imported in the software is always consistent and clear
 - translations to other languages is perfect, we understand all languages
 - ..... (I could continue, but this will make my point I guess)
 
I certainly will.










